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So based on what I have just read on Yahoo! (http://tinyurl.com/c88yql5) the University of Colorado, where that nut job attended school, knew he was a “few olives short of a martini”. When you have a committee dedicated solely to protecting your students safety, perhaps you should alert authorities about your assessments? Just a thought! Great job UoC!

So Lt. Pike the UC Davis officer who maced a group of Occupy hippie protestors handed in his badge today. Personally, I support his actions in pepper spraying those liberal, pussy college students. Protesting is and always will be considered an act of rebellion, no matter the reason. Just hope all the hippie, pro-gun control, queers understand that their actions only make them look stupid and non-patriotic.

Will someone just run over this Canadian cock sucker already… Jeez!

What the fuck is wrong with people? So apparently, here on Tumblr, some assholes have started support pages for that psycho cock sucker James Homes. You know, the schizophrenic dick bag who shot up that theater in CO. Lets show those assholes how wrong they are!!!!!!

Go here and tell them to go fuck themselves: http://freeholmes.tumblr.com/

So after years of hoping and praying for something horrible to happen to one or the entire cast of Twilight, something finally did. Although I would’ve preferred bodily harm, heart break can be equally as good; for now. So as most of you know, Kristin Stewart cheated on Edward (don’t know his real name) with an older director douche bag. Even though this is great news, it still needs to be more hardcore for me. Perhaps an STD is acquired from this ordeal.

5 x 6 is hard? Writing a full paragraph is hard too? Listen up! This is your first semester in college and you’re complaining that math and English are too difficult already. This is an unavoidable sign that you should not be in college. Go back to preschool, or better yet, back to McDonalds. Quit wasting my time and tax payer money! Get the fuck out!

So people… We’ve started a Facebook fan page. Follow Us http://tinyurl.com/bq6hbqg

Came across this on Facebook and had to share it. I think this could’ve actually happened. 

As we all know, Paris Hilton is an untalented, stuck up, wannabe DJ, dumb cunt. Enough said!

So how is that an overweight person can think its acceptable to sit and suck down 6 cheeseburgers and have no guilt because they washed it down with a Diet Coke? Has all of the saturated fat and blubber killed your brain cells. Just remember, no one will feel sorry for you when they have to use a fork lift to get your fat ass on the gurney when your getting a triple bypass.

Are you kidding me! National Kiss the Same Sex Day. So apparently a bunch of gay rights group are organizing to institute this day. You “peter puffers’ are lucky we tolerate your PRIDE parade nonsense. Should’ve stayed in the “closet”!

Fuck Obama! Vote for this guy…

So on to the next order of business…. Perhaps the most disgusting creation known to man, Snooki. I keep wondering if her mere existence is simply a joke that MTV is playing on us all, but unfortunately she is real. Worst yet, she is procreating. Someone kill this bitch already… Geez!

Could you be anymore grotesque?! Do some fucking situps! Just saying….

So to all of you hipsters and band wagon riders…. Apple has decided to stop the manufacturing of the iPhone. Just thought I would let you know!

So I wanted my first post here on Tumblr to be about these scumbags. Hipsters! It is an epidemic here in the US for men to wear tight ass fucking jeans and act feminine all while riding their cruiser bikes and drinking PBR. Do us all a favor hipster scum, go kill yourselves!!!!!!